When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months
George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!
When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.
She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.