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little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.
basically the coolest thing ever.
they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.
my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.
my sea monkeys are mating!
you ass, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!
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its a really really hot guy
"look at that sexy sea monkey"
"I wanna jump that sea monkeys bones"
"I wanna wheel that sea monkey"
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a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.
Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.
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the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.
If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?
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1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).
They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.
In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.
2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
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White douchebags on spring break. So called due to them resembling mindless seamonkeys while floating in the hotel pool drinking the cheapest, nastiest drinks. Can't afford to drink anywhere else because they dropped out of high school.and are stuck in shit jobs. Claim to be from New York despite living in Jersey. Generally are fucking shit for brain retards.
Frat boy from a fourth tier university with little career prospects. "Whoa look at that pool full of sea monkeys"
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