Seaside Throat

Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.

Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.