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Seat Cover

Trucker talk for a cute girl driving down the road.

Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.

by C.JO March 17, 2004

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seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

by Mister Smarty Pants January 7, 2010

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Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021


Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.

Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.

by Princess Amy's Peasant March 25, 2016


minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

by Phantom Shitter2 November 12, 2007

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Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming as we only want to appreciate a well kept face that doubles as a perfect seat.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.

Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021