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Welcome to English secondary school! Here we have: cocky ass year 7 and 8's, year 9's constantly doing their makeup and gobbing off to teachers, year 10's and 11's working their asses off and finally, sixth form who have a tonne of responsibility. Note: not all schools have sixth form. Students at secondary school are usually between the ages of 11-18
We also have: Like 2 non uniform days a year (must pay to wear your own clothes), strict ass rules, crappy school meals, like 10 packs of chewing gum per person, year 11 smokers and roadmen.
Note: drinks holder = blazer pocket
Example 1:
Teacher: I will be right back class I just need to get something from the printer
*teacher walks out*
Student: PARTYYYYYYYY Wooooo
*students wonder around the classroom chatting and being loud asses*
Student: teachers coming!
Student2: everyone back to ur seats!!
Student 3: SHHHH
*teacher walks in*
Teacher: I knew I could trust you lot
Example 2:
Year 7: Ffs
Year 72: What's wrong?
Year 7: The fucken bathroom is full of Year 9's doing their makeup and messing about
Year 72: *sigh* lets go to the upstairs bathroom
Example 3:
Teacher: Ok guys today is non uniform day so gimme ur £1s to wear ur own clothes
*everyone hands teacher their money except from one student*
Teacher: Jimmy wheres your money?
Jimmy: Uhhh I don't have it
Teacher: Not good enough! Detention for u at lunchtime.
Secondary school - schools in the uk
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This is the place where all your hopes and dreams will go to die
Secondary school is where students suffer from a great deal of depression and anxiety
A piss take,, full of cockey year 7s acting all hard, year 8s being chavs and thinking they’re well cool, year 9s being hoes and doing makeup everywhere they go, year 10s thinking they’re solid because they in ks4 and year 11s being depressed because of GCSEs....stay well away because everyone is chavvy and will try and beat u up because they think they hard.
Year 10s tryna get through the corridor: Oi m8 get out the FuCkInG way
Year 8s: U WOT M8
Year 10s: U wanna go fam
Year 8s: c’mon en blud try me
*year 8s and year 10s fight in corridor*
Example 2
Year 9 girl: hey ur kinda cute
Year 11 boy: ye u peng aswell
Year 9 girl: wanna link
Year 11 boy: ye sure fam
Example 3
*Year 7 bumps into a year 8*
Year 7: go fuck yourself u fucking shithole pussy ass bitch
Year 8 *confused*: do u even know what u sayin fam
Stay away from Secondary school
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Hell. Absolute hell. In Hong Kong we have at least 5 homework per day. Bunch of retarded form 1 and form 2 students thinking they are grown ups and running up and down the corridor like driving a racing car. In form 3 there are so many depressed and frazzled. Form 4 students always beat up one another, form 5 students stressed out af to prepare to face the crappy DSE and form 6 students that does not come to school. If you think that the educational system in Europe and America is bad enough, then you should come to Hong Kong, the most intelligent and depressed place in the world.
Student A: Fuck this assignment I am going to burn this secondary school down
Student B: Same
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Teachers are piss heads either tight asses or on drugs the science teachers are the nonce along with the pe teacher
Y7 Try act hard
Y8 are the fucking worse thinking there all big and hard
Y9 full of slags and the boys r pussys
Yr10 exhausted
Yr11 ready to fucking give up
But the best years of ur life messing about have fun
Y7: man we so hard we’re finally aloud out
Y8: nah bruv what u saying I’ll beat u up fam
Y9:so we fucking or not / gossipers
Y10: shit what we gonna do about GSCES yr11: im gonna fail so bad
So basically secondary school is full of confused kids having fun
Not english, actually Scottish - so clearly better than an english comprehensive or grammar school. A secondary school is a place where young folk are tied into chairs and forced to learn hamlet, macbeth, the periodic table, pythagoras' theorem and the formation of rivers! Sweet!
Scottish secondary schools are among the best in the world
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Welcome to the remainder of compulsory education. uniforms, crap Jamie Oliver school lunches, Harder work, and students who seriously lack individuality. If your lucky you will get 1 no uniform day a year and you need to pay to wear your own clothes. School lunches will be served by old women who's only other option is a pension and the dole. 1st year students will cause chaos since there in 'big school' and feel somehow more important than the other 1000 or so in school. Highlights include fire alarms being set off, bank holiday Monday's and trips. Teachers who complain about their wages, or lack of and think we give a shit, some of us do, some teachers are great, but they are few and far between. my best friend lost her virginity at 13 and gets drunk most weekends, started smoking at 11 and is constantly in detention. My friend, lets just call her 'b' cuts herself, talks about suicide and takes overdoses so she can be sick, fall asleep and get out of P.E, another girl who is popular and really pretty, her mum died when she was young lets call her 'c', has tonnes of mates but gets drunk and cuts herself, sleeps with boys. she's really drunk and regrets it the next day. another girl, 'd', mum + dad is a teacher and the pressure on her to do well is overwhelming, jokingly she gives a cheeky reply to her father 'yeah yeah', grounded for a month. high school is sugar-coated, they can make pretty uniforms, they can build new schools but teenagers will always be the same.
teacher = 'ok everyone, do the starter questions, i need to begin a class because there teacher isn't here, we will check the answers when we get back'
class = *quiet*
teacher = *walks down corridor*
class = *lots of talking* 'Jessica is Stacy really?' 'Have you seen the new episode of' 'Ah ha ha!' *jumps on table* 'Shut the fuck up you mongo heggy!'
1 girl = *SHHISH! she's coming*
everyone else = 'shut up! she's coming' 'shhish!!'
one really loud person = 'SHISSSSH!'
everyone else = *glares*
1 minute later they realise she's not coming
everyone = 'ahh' *frustrated sigh' *continue to speak random stuff*
me = who wants gum??
everyone = 'me!!' 'can i have some pleeease!!' 'YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND'
me = 'go on, take the whole fucking thing! have a field day why don't you?'
me = *working on starter questions*
them = *quarrelling over gum*
teacher = *walks in* *see's boy on desk and lots of people trying to get chewing gum*
teacher = 'i can't leave you for 5 minutes! unbelievable! the amount of cheek! your like little nursery children! the other teachers were complaining about the amount of noise'
teacher = *looks at us doing work* *looks at the rest of the class* 'i bet you haven't even started those questions! lack of respect, oh and heggy, go to the year head, oh and don't forget this punishment'
us = *sniggering*
teacher = 'these people are an example you should all follow!, now get on with your work'
this is what Secondary School classes are like
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