A stalker with stationary.
Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.
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"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."
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Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.
I left a secret admirer at church today.
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