Section Leader

The king/queen of a section in the marching band. Can boss the rest of the section around because they think they are better than everyone else. They tend to be power-crazy individuals who take their responsibility way too seriously.

Oh, she's just a section leader.

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Section Leader

An ASDA employee of significantly reduced intellectual capacity, paid a pittance to serve as a manager's dogsbody. Proficient in cock-sucking, incompetent in every aspect of retail management.
Synonyms; Section Womble, Cock Womble, Section Retard, Cretin.

I applied for the Section Leader position but they rejected me because I spelled Section Leader correctly.

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Co-Section Leaders

Multiple section leaders of a given section in a Marching Band, Co-section leaders, at first glance, are very similar to the Section Leader. They are usually bitter with each other and will often argue on how the section should be led. Most of the time, one "leads" the section while the other gives positive encouragement.

I heard next year's trumpet section will have co-section leaders. Yikes

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national throw the section leader day

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year

“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”