Seeing High Dog

Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.

I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.

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seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

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Seeing eye dogged

When a girl acts like a seeing eye dog with a guy.

The girl walked a guy around the bar all night long like she was a seeing eye dog then left his ass @ the bar. That guy was seeing eye dogged.

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seeing eye dog

a best friend who is moderately sober and helps his biddy judge the looks of a girl/guy

"hey man, you're my seeing eye dog. is that girl hot?"

"yea i guess if you like slam pigs"

"alright thanks man im goin for it"

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you see these dogs in your front yard

If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping

you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg

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See the dogs

A euphemism referring to activities between male and female participants involving the exposure of one’s “dogs”.

Randal invited Gabby over to eat breakfast and see the dogs.