What I call people who masturbate.
Dude 1: Hey bro, do you masturbate?
Dude 2: Hell yes man! I am a total seecher!
What I call people who believe in spelling.
Person 1: Hey...do you believe in spelling?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you a seecher.
What I call people who inter-personally commmunicate
Dude 1: Hey bro, do you inter-personally communicate?
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am a total seecher
What i call garage racers who improvise anything and everything.
Person 1: Hey...are you a garage racer?
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1: Okay...I will you a Seecher.
Someone who gives themselves fellatio.
Person 1: Hey brother, do you give yourself fellatio.
Person 2: Yes, I am a total seecher.
Someone who has a neck tattoo that resembles pelvic meat.
Person 1: Hey, do you have a neck tattoo that resembles pelvic meat.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you a Seecher.