Self care

Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?

I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.

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Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

Me and my friend are going camping, we’re gonna have some Self care time if you know what I mean

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I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out

Self care-rip Mac miller 2018

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Self care is putting absurd amounts of Parmesan cheese on your spaghetti

Self care is important when going to any restaurant.

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Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

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When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.

"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."

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July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself

“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks”
“Why”
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day”

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