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Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.
Other times the semi-on can occur include:
* When the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,
* When the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,
* When the individual is interrupted during sexual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.
Occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid cocks and total dicks.
Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition.
Davan's grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on.
After thirteen beers, John was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap.
That moderator is such a Semi On: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total dick.
Though Derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of Laura's, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in sexual activity.
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The final word in all things pimp.
Semi On slapped her ass, bent her over backwards and kissed her navel.
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Typically a Ben, someone that is closely related to the following fictional characters: Remy and Sid
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Not quite an erection, but getting there.
When I saw Milla Jovovich's boobies I got a semi.
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the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
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the in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard.
many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class
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