Senator Yoda

A little green midget. He loves to run over kids in his 2001 Honda Civic. He also loves doing obscene amounts of ketamine and using racial slurs towards Minorities. He was arrested in 2019 for performing a mass shooting at the Los Angeles convention center. In prison, Yoda gravely injured his penis with a rock in an attempt to get himself off. Recently though, he has become the senator of Iowa. He said that "eliminate all undesirables, I will".

Person one: have you heard what senator Yoda did the other day?
Person two: yeah, those Furries didn't stand a chance.

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