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Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😑
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🀬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? πŸ₯Ί if you don’t want to thats alright πŸ˜‡β˜ΊοΈ
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice πŸ˜‡
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a β€œ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🀬🀬
Sephora kid: πŸ‘ΌπŸ˜‡
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

by divine 🀠 July 15, 2024