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Legends are born on this day. Legends such as whom ever is looking at this. You are amazing!
You: Yo I was born on September 20th!
Person: You will forever have the biggest cock.
You: Preciate it big dawg.
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Let’s go fuck some aliens in Area 51 on September 20th!
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Let’s go to the Nevada desert and go fuck some aliens on September 20th!
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If you're born on September 20th you're an amazing person who deserves more than life can give
they're born on September 20th? they must be perfect
Bunch of fucking idiots who signed a petition and thought it would be a splendid idea to storm Area 51; even after the Airforce had warned them NOT to storm Area 51 because they will take action and shoot everyone.
Fucking Idiots: We’re about to see some Aliens!
*Time Skip*
President on September 20 / 2020: Just as today, on September 20th 2019 marked the first ever moron wipe out; I am proud to say that we no longer have idiots roaming this planet.
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September 20th - national hug your best friend day
"what day is it today?"
"it's national hug your best friend day!"
"September 20th is a really cool day!"
"let's go hug all our friends!"
A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.
Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"
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