National sex day fuck your gf
Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut
Guy: itβs September 26th
Girl: fine
Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.
Hey um itβs September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?
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Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs
Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great
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The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you donβt have it β€οΈπππ€ͺπ€©π₯³π€― (also your the best :) )
Me :Rose Iβm famous
Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th
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september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!
omg its september 26th! That's national bj day
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That is the day were the baddest bitches are born. If u have a crush one of them: tell her/him she/he loves confident boys/girls<3
βHey badbitch i lemme be ya gfβ
βYESSIR september the 26th is the perfect dayβ
βHey badbitch lemme be ya bfβ
βoh HELL yes you litterally chase the perfect date to tell meβ
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Give your daughter money day!!
Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September
Me: Oh!! Give me money!
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