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September 26th

National sex day fuck your gf

Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut

Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine

by Gigga chad July 13, 2022


September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

by Anonymous person16 September 21, 2019

50πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


September 26th

Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

by Repeat it September 16, 2021

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


September 26th

The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you don’t have it ❀️😎😜πŸ€ͺ🀩πŸ₯³πŸ€― (also your the best :) )

Me :Rose I’m famous

Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th

by mynameisweird November 28, 2019

8πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


september 26th

september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!

omg its september 26th! That's national bj day

by BFlr69 September 26, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


September the 26th

That is the day were the baddest bitches are born. If u have a crush one of them: tell her/him she/he loves confident boys/girls<3

β€žHey badbitch i lemme be ya gfβ€œ
β€žYESSIR september the 26th is the perfect dayβ€œ

β€žHey badbitch lemme be ya bfβ€œ
β€žoh HELL yes you litterally chase the perfect date to tell meβ€œ

by Norathebaddestbitchintown November 13, 2020

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

by Ilov3yourmom<33 September 25, 2021

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž