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An amazing, creative, funny, cute, smart (and etc) person was born on this day! Will do anything for their friends and has a big heart that often gets taken for granted. Keep the person born on this day close. You’ll never meet anyone like them.
Guy one: Hey, you see that girl over there? She’s my dream girl. She’s so beautiful!
Guy two: she must’ve been born on September 5th.
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Masturbate on a Zoom video day.
On September 5th, you have to masturbate on a Zoom video.
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Freddie Mercury's birthday
It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.
On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.
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people born on this day have the n word pass
bro you can’t say that!
yeah i can! i was born on September 5!
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September 5th is the day where you can yeet your short friends into the fucking sun
Hey, it’s September 5. You know what that means
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People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th
Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!
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National Boyfriend has to say yes to everything day.Use this wisely Ladies
September 5
Her:Am i beautiful babe
Him Yes
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