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The day a bad bitch was born. A leader.
September 6th: Meaning if you were born on this day, you are one of a kind, bold, bad and sexy. Everyone admires you.
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You’re husband material and boyfriend material and you’re hot but manipulative and no one realises. You have a 10 inch dick
He’s born September 6th
Aw shit you know what that means, he has a big...
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Memorial cookout day, ask your parents to cook for Memorial Day
Me: mom can you cook
Her: why?
Me: It’s September 6th
The day when an evil presence was brought to earth.
Oh no, NOT September 6th!
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National Vasectomy(the snip day)
Hey did you hear it’s September 6th, it’s nationally Vasectomy day , i’ll be getting mine today how about you ?
All people born in september behave just like if they have adhd wich alot don't have. It's just called a september-kid and this behavior is most extreme if the person's birthday is september 6th. And no september-kid are smart.
Mom: Hi doc I think my kid has adhd.
Doc: If you don't mind me asking, why?
Mom: He is behaving like so and doesn't have varry good grades in school.
Doc: When is he's birthday?
Mom: September 6th, why?
Doc: Oh I see, he is a september-kid.
Mom: Oooh, thanks for the help doc
Kid: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee...
“Hey, babe! It’s September 6th!”
“So?”
“It’s boyfriend appreciation day…”
*cuddles*
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