September the 26th

That is the day were the baddest bitches are born. If u have a crush one of them: tell her/him she/he loves confident boys/girls<3

„Hey badbitch i lemme be ya gf“
„YESSIR september the 26th is the perfect day“

„Hey badbitch lemme be ya bf“
„oh HELL yes you litterally chase the perfect date to tell me“

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September 26th

National sex day fuck your gf

Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut

Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine

September 26th

Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.

Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?

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September 26th

Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs

Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great

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september 26th

september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!

omg its september 26th! That's national bj day

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September 26th

The most famous TikTokers are born on September 26th (like meh :0) so if you dis libra get TikTok if you don’t have it ❤️😎😜🤪🤩🥳🤯 (also your the best :) )

Me :Rose I’m famous

Rose: why
Me:because my birthday is on September 26th

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September 26th

My birthday

when someone on September 26th turns a year older yet me