Sergeant Haight

A steroid inducing rage-a-holic that has a quaint fear of children. Haights will most likely be seen in the gym "improving" their phsyical fitness. Although they'll deny it, their time in the gym can last for hours or even days in one sitting.

Be cautious when approaching a Haight, they're emotionally unstable when they haven't had their daily dose of "vitamins"

Sergeant Haight - "I just got back from the gym, gotta keep these guns clean."

Me - "Do you ever go anywhere else besides the gym?"

Sergeant Haight - "When I walk into GNC, they have a bag of pills sitting on the counter for me."

Me - "riiight..."

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