Serial Biller

An attorney who derives sadistic pleasure from billing his client, slowly but methodically, to within an inch of financial death, usually in 6 minute increments.

Business Man 1: .2 open new file. .2 review new file document. .2 draft email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 review and revise email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 send email to new client confirming receipt of new file documents.

Business Man 2: What on earth are you reading?

Business Man 1: My legal bill. I hired a fucking serial biller!