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When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!
Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
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The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
Sesame Street is a classic
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While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
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While dressed up as Elmo, you shit and piss in a girl's mouth and vagina and engage in mutual masturbation with her boyfriend before slicing his dick off. Then, you take some of the boy's blood and pour it in the girl's vagina. You must then make your way to the nearest preschool, carrying the severed dick and the naked girl with you. While you're at it, you must ask the youngest child vaguely sexual questions and, when everyone least expects it, you hijack the teacher's computer to play snuff films, strip the girl naked, rub the severed penis in everyone's faces, and violently rape everyone in sight. Make sure you have the whole thing on tape.
After doing the Sesame Street with a girl and some kids, I got out of the preschool and made a run for it, knowing damn well the cops would be onto me.
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A show that is watched by 4 year old kids and stoned teenagers.
"I smoked a 3-rizla spliff the other day, and watched sesame street for 8 hours"
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A PBS show that was worth watching when they had the pinball song and Teeny Little Super Guy. In the 80's the show was still filled with a lot of the trippy imagery left over from the 70's.
I used to eat cottage cheese and watch sesame street in my grandma's basement. Now I have friends.
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*takes a hit* ok theres gonna be this big yellow bird right. *smokes some more* and hes gonna talk to all the lil boys and girls.
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