Seven Inch Lionel Train

When spoken, you emphasize the start of 'Lionel' so it sounds like 'lying'. It's when a guy lies to a virgin, saying he only packs 6 or 7 inches, when he is really packing a footlong.

Cindy believed Roger and thought he was average sized, she wound up getting a Seven Inch Lionel Train.

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