Sewer Capped

To be so severely constipated that the clogged feces is literally capping the sphincter preventing release.

Carl: please help me Doctor. I'm so constipated.

Doctor. You need more fiber, Carl. Otherwise you will continue to get Sewer Capped like this.

Carl: Sewer Capped? Is that a medical term?
Doctor: Yes. I read it on Urban Dictionary.

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sewer caps

Large/oversized nipples. Indicative of, but not limited to pregnant women.

Bitch, I don't want to see your baby latched onto your sewer caps while you breastfeed in Ukrops.

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Sewer Caps

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.

Sewer caps are boring to play with.

sewer caps

when a womans nipples are as large as a sewer cap.

"bitch yo' nipple's remind me of sewer caps."