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when you shove your dick into a lava lamp because your lonely as fuck
im going to go have sex in the toilet
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to fuck, to screw, to bang, to reproduce, to copulate, to pork your lover, to booger my bed, to hump your honey, to get laid, to lay some pipe, to hide the salami, to slam (or to get slammed), to burry the bone, to stuff the donut, to moisten the carpet, to dine in the Y, to munch on the rug, to physically express shit, to slam the hen, to shoot the sherbert, to whack Willy Wonka into Wonderland, to yodel in the mighty fairy-infested, stinky, and yeast-infested canyon of love. There are many kinds of this, like dick in ass and dick in vagina, dick in mouth or vagina in mouth. It expresses pleasure for both men and women.
"I got fucked, John."
"Realy, by who?"
"Stupid question pussyhole. It was us."
"Yes, sex babe."
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its like math you add the bed ; subtract the close and divide the legs and hope you dont multiply
are you ever going to have sex with me or are you just going to masterbate
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The hottest thing known to man kind
10 year old: I HAD SEX WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT HER ASS WAS SO FUCKING BIG!!!!
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Face it, the only reason that you're looking up sex right now is so that you can get horny from people's definitions.
Bro, I just looked up sex on urban dictionary. It was so much better than porn.
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the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more.
i want to be fucked in thev pussy like they all say in sex Courtney
"ohhhh really whell i want to fuck and be proked by you too sam"
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To raise a number to the sixth power
2 squared is 4, 2 cubed is 8, and 2 sexed is 64.
If you sex six, the result is 46656
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