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when you wake up the morning after having sex and realize your dick still smells like coochie.
jake: "yo chris come over and we can make some pan cocks."
chris: "dude i will once i get rid of my sex dick, i went ham all night and passed out mah dude."
jake:' know how it is hommie take a shower."
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The scent your penis acquires if you go hella' days without cleaning it after sex.
You're in the bathroom urinal. A guy walks up behind you. "Damn, somebody's got that sex dick. Lucky Dodo bitch."
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When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards
Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"
Guy 2 "A fucking year!"
Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."
Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
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When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis
Bro me and tony where having fun doing some Dick sex and I won so he gave me a blowjob
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When a man has sex with another mans through his penis. Usually one member has a smaller penis and is the giver, where as the reciever has a larger penis to accomadate for the otherwise uncomfortable insertion.
"so dave, our relationship is very strong now and i wanna try something new..."
"No we are not having dick sex Tom"
or
"I fancy dick sex...get the tape measure John, lets see who's taking one for the team"
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The rubbing of two male sex organs in order to make them ejaculate onto eachother's throbbing, veiny members.
Bryan and Fred engaged in dick sex and a thick spatter of semen quickly ensued.
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when the dallas cowboys block a field goal and return it 60 yards for a touchdown.
the cowboys just gave the vikings the dick sex
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