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Sex Porridge

The frothy mixture of both male and female ejaculate fluids that appears on your bed post coitus. This mixture generally leads to an argument over which sexual partner sleeps on which side of the bed. In turn this may lead to anger sex creating enough sex porridge to open up a soup kitchen

Man: "Wow that was incredible sex... I think I want the wall side of the bed."
Woman: "No I'm sleeping on the wall side... I have enough sex porridge on this side to offer customers the soup of the day."

by SnakeJunior June 13, 2013


sex porridge

Sex porridge is the male sex cell basically spunk

im going to sprey my sex porridge all over you!

by WADDO October 18, 2007

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sex porridge

sex porridge is the fluid that is ejeculated by a male during sexual intercause.

I'm spreying my sex porridge tonight

by Waddo October 18, 2007

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