While having sex, you play your iTunes with the shuffle turned on and thrust to the beat.
Bob gave Sherry the ol' sex shuffle.
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The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics
keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
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When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck
Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."
Person 2. "Wait what happened"
Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"
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