A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.
Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.
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reason why so many people are becoming famous without having any ounce of talent
hey if you want to become famous, just make a sex tape with a celebrity.
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refer to the R.KELLY underage piss scandal or just watch dave chappele.
wow did you see r kelly sex tape when he pissed on that girl?
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Tape used to Secure things EXtremely well. S.EX. Tape. Endorsed by a world famous actor who created the brand Eva Mendes Sex Tape.
1. Dude my pole split in half!
2. It's okay I have sex tape, your pole will be as good as new in no time.
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Footage of a celebrity / celebrities who are otherwise not known as pornographic performers engaging in sexual acts. Often takes the form of an amateur porn home movie. May be used as a form of publicity by particularly cynical / fame-seeking individuals.
Did you guys catch the Paris Hilton sex tape?
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An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.
Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!
Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!
Mike: Ron Sexsmith?
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Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
I'll make it through Sarges Sex Tape if God doesnt smite us with a rain of used condoms