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A cologne from the movie Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. It's made by Odeon, illegal in nine countries, and made with bits of real panther. Used by Brian Fantana to seduce Veronica Conrningstone.
Sex Panther smells like big-foot's dick.
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a cologne that is featured in Anchorman. Said to be awful smelling and used with real bits of panther. Illegal in 9 nine countries.
Sex panther- 60% the time, it works everytime.
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cologne used to attract the opposite sex.
example in action.
Brian Fantana: about Veronica I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
opens cologne cabinet
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
cheesy grin
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
snarls
Smells like:
pure gasoline
a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
a turd covered in burnt hair
Bigfoot's dick
It's time to use Sex Panther, the most potent cologne you will ever smell. Oh yeah.
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a fictional cologne used in Anchorman:the legend of Ron Burgandy, it is made by odeon and is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good. 60% of the time, it works every time
Brian Fantana uses sex panther
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the thing written on the shirt of that ugly blonde chick in the advertisement at the right
That blonde chick wearing the shirt that says "sex panther" is fugly
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a sexually misguided but extremely rare breed that eludes until finding its ideal mate, and when finally found goes "overdrive" and pounces on said *other predator* without any warning...DAMN!
Meeting the sex panther had me like wait ...DAMN!
a woman who has fully developed her sexuality and is thus capable of attracting a member of the other sex, henceforth known as prey, on the basis of pure sex appeal. no flagrant flirtation is needed, nor is the overt use of sexual innuendo: the sex panther is captivating on her own terms and needs nothing more than her own sexy self to hunt down her prey and bring it back to the lair for immediate consummation.. i mean, consumption
men want her
women want to be her
Risa was such a sex panther the other night; she captured three different prey within the hour!
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