sexual acts

All types of actions in which two or more beings reproduce.
But also, some types of sexual acts do not work for reproduction, like anal or oral sex or gay sex.

I saw them doing sexual acts.
Mr. Johnson, you are acused of performing sexual acts with...

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Fetch (Sexual Act)

The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)

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Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".

My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)

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