Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

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