When you are having sex with the woman on top facing you and your child unexpectedly and suddenly enters the room causing the woman to leap forwards over you to a prone position like a salmon jumping a waterfall.
We really need a lock on that door, Cheryl did the sexy salmon last night
When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse
Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital