Shabbridger

A young Rosie cheeked perm haired Shabba Ranks "Mr Loverman" working at a Bridging lender with a WhatsApp full of ladies on tap to sneak into his parents house and a preference for only holidaying in Amsterdam due to its herbal qualities.

I've just had the young shabbridger on the phone. He's instructing the Fireman £10k + VAT.