Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

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Shadow Monkey

When a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see's shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.

Bob: Did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?

Leroy: No, but doesn't surprise me though. Thats what they do.

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Shadow monkey

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.

Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”