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a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?
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The coolest character in gaming history. He often swears (d*mn) and uses g*ns. He is very cool and edgy and I want to be just like him when I grow up. My mum says he is a bad influence and that he doesn’t display Christian values, but I don’t care (don’t tell mum)
Cool person: Hey do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Uncool person: No, he sounds annoying
Shadow the hedgehog: Damn
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Shadow is a black hedgehog and rival to Sonic. He was created by Gerald Robotnik to be the Ultimate Life form. Shadow can use the chaos energy to shoot spears, teleport, freeze time, move very quickly or even explode. He wears 2 rings on his wrists that control his energy. If Shadow takes them off, his energy increases drastically. He can also use the 7 chaos emeralds to turn into Super Shadow.
Shadow : You never cease to surprise me blue hedgehog. I though that capsule you were in exploded in space.
Sonic : Well, what can I say? I die hard. You actually saved my, you know.
Shadow : It was a Chaos Emerald, wasn't it. But there's no way you could have activated the Chaos Control using an emerald that's fake. So, there's more to you than just looking like me. What are you, anyway?
Sonic : What you see is what you get, just a guy that loves adventure. I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!
Shadow : I see. But you know, I can't let you live. Your adventure days are coming to an end!
That's Shadow the Hedgehog for you.
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The dark, edgy, rival of Sonic, who uses guns and curses every 4 seconds
Eggman: "Shadow the Hedgehog! Hey everybody, look! Shadow' shere!"
Random Villain: "Who's he?"
Eggman: "He's only the second most popular character in the whole canon!"
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The most sexiest character of all the Sonic franchise
Look how sexy Shadow the Hedgehog is
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Common term reffering to "shadowy" game character who wields guns for the sole purpose of grabbing the attention of shooter fans and nothing more. A Dante wannabe.
"Mario uses a bazooka now? Man he's such a Shadow."
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A fictional Emo character that only lonely fangirls who haven't been beaten enough like.
I am Shadow the Hedgehog, and I had to make my own game to prove I'm better than Sonic! This is WHO I AM!
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