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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT

Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

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Arguing with a shampoo bottle

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.

"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."

by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014


flo's shampoo bottle

i am flos shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle

by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021


My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".

Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

by Getbob April 11, 2023