Shanghai kiss

A sexual move where the woman is on top and can bring a guy off by just tensing and relaxing her pussy muscles

Shanghai Kiss: much like when your chick has a cold and coughs when she is riding you but more often, usually requires practise or a very toned partner.

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Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

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