Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"

"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank

shank and wank

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it

Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.

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shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

Shank Wank

A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.

guy 1: Did you hear the news

guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning

guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank

guy 2 : totally man