shanka dawanka

A blue cartoon man with yellow hair and red eyes comes into your house, and shanks you with his shanka.

Josh: Holy shit dude you just got Shanka'd by his shanka!
Esteban:Yo stop the cap bro! I know it wasn't my fault please trust me!
Josh:Idk man...you seemed kind of into it...
Blyat: Shanka Dawanka means to pressure your friends into submission
Esteban: WTF?!? Who the heck are you?
Blyat: I am God and you have disappointed me my son...