shan't

derived from "shall not"

I shan't tell anyone ur are homosexual.

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shan't

Contraction of shall not. Sounds a lot like shit and therefore is somewhat comical.

I shan't shit the bed
Sally shan't sell sea shells by the shitty sea sheep shore.

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shan't

(1) An English contraction for "shall not." (2) A 4th century middle-eastern colloquial term for "a woman I cannot forget". (3) A common, laconic misspelling of a Vietnamese axiom meaning "stay strong."

I shan't forget, even after 13 years.

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shan't

A refusal to do something.

Typically it will be finished by the refusal activity name and the word "mon". This word can be used as a sentence in itself.

Origin: Whitecroft, Forest of Dean.

Have you paid your membership?

Shan't pay mon.

Are you playing football today?

Shan't.

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shan't

A shitty aunt; an aunt covered in shit; a hateful sister of your mother or father

My shan't should burn in hell

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Shan't

Shall Not

I would if I could, but I can't, so I shan't.

Shan't

A very inconvenient way of saying "I shall not"

Max: Hey do you want to come over to get pizza later?
Thomas: No! I mustn't! I shan't!
Max: Bro wtf