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Shark Park

A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.

Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2020


Shark Park

A group of sharks

Many Sharks together, hunting as a group.

The shark park lingered behind the school of fish.

by bencus January 26, 2011

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Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.

sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.

by Lovetrav March 26, 2011

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parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009


park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie October 31, 2007

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Park Shark

A "Park Shark" is a woman who goes to skate park - without a skateboard - to court typically male skaters. They will sit on stair sets, ledges, and rails blocking the path for fellow skaters. The Park Shark uses a special technique when courting skaters; they will approach their prey and ask what tricks they can do, whether or not the skater actually lands the trick the Park Shark will act amazed followed by more flirting, etc. Anyone who's see's a park shark or is approached by one should migrate to a larger group of skaters as Park Sharks are known to only prey on individuals. A skate park that contains a large herd of Park Sharks is known as a Shark Park.

Yo dude you wanna hit the down rail next to the set?

Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!

shit son!

yeah... should we truck fuck em?

...ok...

by pooptrack May 3, 2011

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Shark park discord server

a server ran by Text101. Full of shit post and memes. People dont get any bitches in there.

Person: Are you on Shark park discord server?
Woman: *disappears*

by n0body. July 28, 2023