shartburn

a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

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shartburn

what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

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Shartburn

a form of shart felt as a burning sensation in the ass, caused by acid secretion into the anus.

Oh man; I had the worst shartburn today.

Shartburn

The burning rectal sensation resulting from unattended or insufficient clean up after a shart.

Shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, I just let go a shart. Better go for a wipe before you get shartburn.