A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.
Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"
Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."
Andy "Shitty dude..."
Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."
Andy "Nice"
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