shashlike

A German freak living in some weird Arabic/French country, who accidentally uses german words in his english conversations!

If we rost sausages in the fire, we stick the on a schasclick and hold them in there!

Shashlik

A visibly conservative Christian woman of Eastern European or Russian ancestry who also possesses a hidden insatiable sexual appetite privately with her husband.

If you want a happy life, marry a shashlik.