She-hub

An immortal entity from the Neoarchean period, notoriously known for the "bombs" he drops in public and private property. It is widely known and agreed upon that each of his bombs make the Operation Castle nuclear tests look like

water balloon fights. There are countless theories regarding his true identity, popular ones being that he is Ziusudra, Cao Guojiu, or Abholos.

person:*knock knock*
She-hub: Occupied!
Person: You She-hub?
She-hub: Yes.
Person: *on phone* Elon, how long will the first ticket take?