Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

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The Mayor of Shelby Township

1. The mayor of Shelby Township
2. Possibly the best reason to listen to Space Toilet
3. Trivia connoisseur

Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.

"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township

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