Shell Syndrome

One who lacks social skills, Lives for Xbox Live, and also is known to drive purple S-10's. Pale white in complexion due to nerdy game playing, and masturbation. One who can live to be anywhere from 18 years old to 50, and still, a virgin.

Dude, that guy must have Shell Syndrome, look at his purple truck!

Blue Shell Syndrome

Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.

"Do you hear that blue shell?"

"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"

Glass Shell syndrome

When a man has dealt with so much stress, from relationships, careers, friends etc. That he turns into an individual of bottled up psychotic rage, clearly unstable. So unstable in fact, that not even a women PMSing will dare to cross his temper. He will be calm at first, but certain things to nothing at all will set him off on a lethal rampage of death and destruction. The closest thing to a fucking werewolf a human can get.

My friend has been afflicted with "Glass Shell syndrome"... And now they are tracking him in the woods by huge footprints and claw marks.. and the blood trails...

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