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Panicing while repeating the word "No".
Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?
Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!
Man 2: Oh shit...
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Used when you or someone unintentionally stalks a person or persons, of any gender or race. Usually done when a person or persons exhibit great skill in completion of a task or ware. Most commonly A one time occurrence.
Luke: Yo man! Did you see that guy shovel that snow in that big-ass tractor!?
John: Yeah man! I was totally Shia LaBeoufing him!
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Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (it's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis.
"Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"
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An individual who fornicates with robots.
Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf.
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The latest actor Hollywood is raping up the ass. Appears in every other movie this side of Vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in 'I-Robot' and 'Indiana Jones'. If this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next Batman movie, I'll send Warner Brother's my own shit in the mail
Guy 1: Man, how many movies is Shia Labeouf actually in?
Guy 2: At this exact moment, 12. He plays The Joker's pointless friend in The Dark Knight, Benjamin Button's pointless friend in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jamal's pointless friend in Slumdog Millionaire
Guy 1: Man he's so versatile
Guy 2: I know, his pallete also includes Will Smith's pointless friend in I-Robot and Harrison Ford's pointless sidekick in Indiana Jones
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A hollywood star that has changed quite a bit over the years, mainly due to the intake of... Cocaine.
"I rock it like a novice but I rock it like a rocket doe." - Shia Labeouf
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