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shid

shit, but funnier

damn mark not right now, im taking a shid

by Chad Monke April 3, 2022

65๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shid

sticky shit that leaves skids in the bowl

Aw man, why you go and shid up the bowl like that?

by phattiepants June 1, 2009

506๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


shid

the act of shidding

oops i shidded

Press Conference: Ladies and gentlemen, we shidded!

by caad December 12, 2018

77๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shid

Shid: originallly an ancient Japanese word, difficult translation but basically means "panty stains in the underpants". However the most important Shid today is Dr. Toshi Shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in Tokyo and travels with his wife Mikina Shid throughout the world, lecturing on "The Shid Factor" (why certain anal cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). When one simply says SHID within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: DOC SHID IS ARRIVING TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BOWELS! Mrs. Shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet Ichiyanai Blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in Asia.

"Did you say SHID?" "Fuck yeh, he's lecturing in class and giving private enemas in his hotel suite. I'm booked for sure".

SHID is the name. SHID is the game.

I cannot get Shid out of my panties after that last exciting football game. Princess Peussie said to wash it out with warm beer, but that made the SHID MARKS even worse.

by Serena Schmidt January 17, 2011

440๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


shidded

Refers to the past tense act of extruding faeces in the same way shitted does, but is used to imply that the subject, whether the person oneself, or another person/object displays qualities of mental deficiency.

The girl was so attractive that when I saw her face I shidded my pants.

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018

76๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


shid

n. Representing the fecal matter from the anus.
def 2. n.
Disbelief.

Marcus: "hey dog, I found a $100 on the ground.."
Chris: "Shid... Yo ass aint found no $100.."

by ShOvel July 25, 2003

410๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shid

You must be stupid if u think im doin that

Clean up your room Shid what i look like the maid

by LORSIMBA23 July 12, 2008

378๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž