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when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person
Damnit, who's the shit bandit?
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Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.
When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.
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Person or persons that come to your house only for the purpose of using your toilet.
You guys are nothing but a bunch of shit bandits!
That guy is a total shit bandit.
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A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.
MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.
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Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
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A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.
“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”
“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”
A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.